UK Immigration Officer (IO): Purpose of visit, sir?
Ah Beng (AB): I’m here to study law, sir.
IO: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia.
AB: Why do you say that?
IO: Well, i’ve been here for a good 20 years, and I’d say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they’re here to read law.
AB: Oh, really? That’s really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
IO: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I’ll bet he’s here to read law.

Ah Beng waits for 5 minutes and then Ah Chong (AC) from Malaysia comes to immigration counter.

IO: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
AC: Study lorr…