UK Immigration Officer (IO): Purpose of visit, sir?
Ah Beng (AB): I’m here to study law, sir.
IO: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia.
AB: Why do you say that?
IO: Well, i’ve been here for a good 20 years, and I’d say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they’re here to read law.
AB: Oh, really? That’s really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
IO: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I’ll bet he’s here to read law.
Ah Beng waits for 5 minutes and then Ah Chong (AC) from Malaysia comes to immigration counter.
IO: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
AC: Study lorr…
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Little Yi En watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Ping Ping in a passionate embrace.
Little Yi En found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, “Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Ping Ping. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Ping Ping a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Ping Ping helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Ping….
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, “Yi En, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Yi En to tell his story.
Yi En started his story, “I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Ping Ping. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Ping Ping a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Ping Ping helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Ping Ping and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Wan used to do when Daddy was in the Army.”
